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调侃英语的段子

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1.i问同学:四级过了没?同学说:过了，过了把瘾。。 。 。 。

搞笑英语段子带翻译 英语搞笑片段带翻译

2.今天考完英语四级的感受:i'm卷子的质量很好，拿到手以后和卖家上的一样，没有色，手感很棒，拿在手上很舒服。监考老师的服务态度很好，考场也很舒适，朋友很满意，明年还会再来的

3.还有一个多月就要考英语四级了，为了提高英语听力，上周和我女朋友说:“以后咱就用英语交流吧。”女朋友屁颠屁颠的说:“我也正有此意，正好这样互相学习。”后来我们俩因为缺乏沟通分手了。

4.听说今天考生出考场这么对话:

你是长江啊，我是黄河，在卖自行车，

黄河呀，我是珠江，在卖电脑，

你是珠江呀，我是长江，在卖书。

求英语剧剧本 要搞笑的 别太长 也别太短 5、6人演得就可以，英语下面带翻译的

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《老友记》第三季的第二集 ROSS要参加宴会那集，全集都没有黄段子（就是瑞秋说他没穿），而且只有5个人在莫妮卡的房间里，不需要有地点的转变，比较适合演出。。我觉得笑点特别多，一个演ROSS参加派对也好，或者典礼也行，一个演瑞秋 就是爱美的那种，需要有各种衣服，一个钱德勒 一个乔伊 钱德勒半道去了趟厕所，乔伊坐在钱德勒原先的位置，然后因此起了冲突。。一个演莫妮卡，因为突如其来前男友留言的电话，而引发笑点。。一个演菲比，这个是女的，当."I just saw you on tv"我刚刚看到你上电视了，"Oh my god what channel?"“天啊！什么频道？”，"Animal World".“动物世界.”然男的也可以。。总的来说，这场需要三个男的 三个女的 或者四个男的 两个女的（最起码保留莫妮卡和瑞秋是个女生），应该对你有帮助！老友记剧集里不换地点挺少的，祝你成功

英语考试奇葩翻译

英语那些奇葩翻译题相当多，几乎每年考完翻译题都会冲上热搜，命题老师在出卷方面越来越放飞自我，但这可就难为了本来英语词汇就匮乏广大大学生了。下面就是一些奇葩的翻译题目了。

在2019年下半年四级翻译题中的汉译英部分出现了“四世同堂”这一成语，许多大学生网友门都表示一脸懵。有的将其直接翻译成：Four generations toger 还有的按照逻辑翻译成：Grand grandparents,parents and I live in a house 更有甚者直接简单粗暴：grandpa and father,father and I.一个个“奇思妙想”令人啼笑皆非。

你可以永远相信当代大学生英语翻译方面的“天赋”，一个个词语的翻译简直比段子还搞笑。有的将“淡水湖”翻译成“egg water lake”7、Victory won't e to me unless I go to it. 胜利是不会向我们走来的，我必须自己走向胜利。 -- 穆尔、“怦然心动”翻译成“make my heart peng peng peng ”、甚至还有将“温泉”翻译成“gulugulu water”也是用尽了毕生所学了，作为一个正在背英语折磨的大学生，我只想表示望对我们友善一些，少出成语及文言词语。

当然，翻译方面问题百出也体现出了我们英语学习方面的薄弱点，只专注于应试技巧还是会在灵活应用英语方面吃亏的。特别是在英语题目越来with越新颖的今天，我们更要加强对于怎么应用好英语方面能力的培养，这样才能在英语方面取得更好的成绩。

求一些搞笑的英文小段子

"Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"

I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue

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"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"

我刚咬了自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”

英语段子翻译（高分）

I had thought works as the People's Liberation Army, the scientist. But I understood that now successful is not matter which gets it done in one action, but has accumulates bit by bit, the progress bit by bit is succeeds. When I enter a basket in the basketball court field upthrow. When I took a 9、You he to beli in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林test he made the good progress. When I achid before could not achi matter. May stand including the present on the stage lectures. Actually this is succeeds. I knew that has a dream is very important, I energy, realize my dream, this is in my life success. does not experience the wind and rain, how to see the rainbow? Also where has the casual success?

I thought when the People's Liberation Army, scientists. But now I understand that success is not easy, but there is little by little to the accumulation, and little by little progress has been successful. When I dropped into a basketball court basketball court. When I achid good results 2、Gods determine what you're going to be. 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。in examinations. When I do not do things before. Including a speech can now stand on the platform. In fact, this has been successful. I know that a dream is very important to do my best to realize my dream, and this is the success of my life.

Do not experience wind and rain, how can see the Rainbow? Casual and there's a success?

I think the people's liberation army, scientists excessive. But now I understand success is not achid overnight, but has little to accumulate, bit by bit, progress is successful. When I was in the basketball court into a basket. When I get good grades. When I do soming we could not do before. Including can now standing on the stage. It was successful. I he a dream that is very important, do what I can, to realize my dream in my life, it is successful. No cross, no crown. And what is success? Casually

关于成功的幽默英语段子

1：

1、You he to beli in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林

3、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。

4、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下

5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生

6、childhood,pain past is pleasure.忍过痛苦即得快乐。

8、All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。

9、、There’s only one corner of the universe you can be sure 4：of improving, and that’s your own self.这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。

10、Where there is life, there is hope.生命不息，希望不止。

2：

1、I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。

2、Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。

3、The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。

4、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。

5、The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there.车到山前必有路。

6、All things in their being are good for soming.天生我才必有用。

7、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。

8、Failure is the mother of success. - Thomas Paine失败乃成功之母。

3：

1、None is of or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Eraus只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。

2、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。

3、Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金

5、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路祝寿对联。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。

you see see you,one day one day翻译一下

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你好，这句话的翻译是

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你看看你，一天一天的

希望能够帮到你，祝你生活愉快

这应该属于中式英语吧！直译过来时: 你看看你，一天又一天的

这是不规范的语言，在语法上是完全错误的。

只在段子里有人这么说。

逐字逐词的翻译就是:

你看看你，一天一天的。

you see see you,one day one day

你看，再见，总有一天

你看看你，一天一天就过去了是它的中文翻译'

精选励志幽默英语段子

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我们很多励志幽默的段子，但是总体会不全面，应该多扩充套件看看国外是怎么励志的。下面是我为大家整理的关于，希望大家能够喜欢。

1：

1、You he to beli in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林

3、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。

4、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下

5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生

6、pain past is pleasure.忍过痛苦即得快乐。

8、All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。

9、、There’s only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that’s your own self.这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。

10、Where there is life, there is hope.生命不息，希望不止。

2：

1、I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。

2、Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。

3、The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。

4、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。

5、The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there.车到山前必有路。

6、All things in their being are good for soming.天生我才必有用。

7、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。

8、Failure is the mother of success. - Thomas Paine失败乃成功之母。

3：

1、None is of or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Era us只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。

2、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。

3、Living without an aim is like sailing without a pass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金

5、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路祝寿对联。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。

7、All things in their being are good for soming.天生我才必有用。

8、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。

9、Failure is the mother of success. 失败乃成功之母。

10、For man is man and of his fate.人就是人，是自己命运的主人。

1、The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。 -- 苏格拉底

2、None is of or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Era us只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。

3、Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chal of opportunity. So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness. -- R.M. Nixon命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。因此，让我们毫无畏惧，满心愉悦地把握命运 -

4、Living without an aim is like sailing without a pass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金

5、What makes life dreary is the want of motive. -- George Eliot没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。 -- 乔治 · 埃略特

6、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。

7、Keep on going nr givetake up. 勇往直前，决不放弃!

8、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must nr lose infinite hope. -- Mattin Luther King我们必须接受失望，因为它是有限的，但千万不可失去希望，因为它是无穷的。 马丁 · 路德 · 金

9、Energy and persistence conquer all things. 能量加毅力可以征服一切。

10、Nothing seek, nothing find.无所求则无所获。

5：

1、Cease to struggle and you cease to live. 生命不止，奋斗不息。 -- 卡莱尔

2、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下。

3、Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is below n defeat, and is born vanquished. -- Swetchine只有强者才懂得斗争;弱者甚至失败都不够资格，而是生来就是被征服的。 -- 斯威特切尼

4、The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them. -- Bernara Shaw在这个世界上取得成就的人，都努力去寻找他们想要的机会，如果找不到机会，他们便自己创造机会。 -- 萧伯纳

5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生

6、He who seize the right moment, is the right man. 谁把握机遇，谁就心想事成。 -- 歌德

8、Man errs as long as he strives. -- Goe失误是进取的代价。 -- 歌德

9、The failures and rrses which await men - and one after another sadden the brow of youth - add a dignity to the prospect of human life, which no Arcadian success would do. 尽管失败和挫折等待着人们，一次次地夺走青春的容颜，但却给人生的前景增添了一份尊严，这是任何顺利的成功都不能做到的。 -- 梭罗

10、Where there is life, there is hope 生命不息，希望常在。

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找一些有英语的趣闻（要翻译成中文哦）

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2008年山寨风刮遍了大江南北，小编终于知道了电视直销中集十八般功用于一身、不怕摔不怕踹上得了刀山下得了火海的“钢板手机”原来出身山寨。2008年印象最深刻的就是网络怎样把一波又一波不入流的文化捧红，让人有了的谈资。以下就是小编为大家盘点的若干山寨英语的冷笑话，咱们国人大多从小闷在家里学英语，好些都没见过老外真人一个，难免会造出点儿比较“山寨”的说法来。这里的内容只需看后一笑，切莫当真学习哦！没带避雷针的赶快回家去取，被雷倒概不负责~ 最搞笑的就是最近流行的英文版《说句心里话》，还是阿甘版的。话说阿甘傻乎乎的形象还真有点兵哥哥的憨直劲儿！小编听了开篇句话就狂笑不止，从此这个调调和这些雷人英语就深深烙在心里，一不小心就会失声唱出来……以下是 歌词：say a word in heartI think my home toooften think my mother is white in hairsay a word in heart I he love toooften think a sleep hera sleep hercome~ come comebut became a soldiercome~ comeI know duty is bigyou don't carry gunI don't carry gunwho protect our motherwho come guard herwho come guard her仔细看看，囧是囧了点儿，居然没有语法错误……演唱者嗓子还特好，有点郁钧剑的风范。只是大家千万别把“来~来~”的语气词说成“come~come~”啊！人家还会以为你在叫宠物……囧片年年有，今年特别多。这些日子有《红楼梦》，它的前辈《新白娘子传奇》还是英文版的呢。开篇幕就是咱这代人从小看到大的经典镜头，画外若干干渴男声幽幽地和着：“Waiting one thousand years, One thousand years for a chance...” 几个男生身披被单手拿锅盆，说着有点蹩脚的英语，上演了一出许仙斗法海的“大戏”。小编定睛一看，甚觉眼熟，原来是松江大学城几位学弟的作品，向学友致敬了！搞笑效果还是要加分的……尤其是那只趴在地板上的小螃蟹。部分歌词和台词 片名： 《The Legend of Lady White》 《新白娘子传奇》 (以前的译法是“The Legend of Lady White Snake”，小编觉得没了“snake”感觉更好，不然真像一部片了。)歌词： Waiting one thousand years, 千年等一回 One thousand years for a chance. 等一回啊 Waiting one thousand years, 千年等一回 I he no regret. 我无悔啊 台词： 取自许仙救白蛇，与法海对抗的一幕。 Xu Xian: Fa Hai, come out to me! 许仙：法海，给我出来！ Fa Hai: Which one call me？Today’s youngsters become more and more impolite. 法海：哪个在叫我？如今的年轻人真是越发不懂礼貌了。 Xu Xian: You, stop! Give my wife back! 许仙：你，快停手，还我娘子！ 看完了两个搞笑段子，来看个相对“正经”的吧。 话说英语本来就是一门非常开放的语言，数百年的发展中吸收了世界各种语言的精粹，其中也有咱非常引以为豪的汉语。越是入流的、精华的文化，越是容易辐射影响到周边文化。“niubility”这个词你知道不？是不是看着眼熟，又有点莫名？不认识的看看下面这句话，保证你越看越糊涂：Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.这几个词儿虽说难登大雅之堂，但可谓是语言中的了，对应的正是：牛X、装X、傻X。据说这几个词的写法是不对的，牛人们给了我们正确的指导，并列举了若干丰富的例句和词形转换：niubility：正确拼写应为newbility，名词 zhuangbility：正确拼写为drunbility，名词 shability：保持原拼写方式，名词 下面对几个词的词性作一下延展： drunbility 1、drunbility的词根为drunb，动词，装X的原意 进行时：drunbing；过去时：drunbed；完成时：he drunbed 2、drunbee：名词，装X的人，有装X倾向的人 例句：林 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting. 林是个装X的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。 3、druber：名词，以装X为职业的人，专业装X者 例句：牛 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional. 牛是个职业装X者，他一辈子都在装X，是专业级的。 4、drunby：形容词，装X的 例句：The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛. 你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装X的，更别说那歌是求佛。 (用放就更出彩了，动静特别大，我见识过。)5、drunblization：名词，装X化 例句：As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse. 随着越来越多的星巴克在运营，装X化也越来越了。 6、drunbli：名词，装X主义 例句：The revolution of drubli in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that. 法国装X主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。 newbility 1、newbility词根为newby，形容词，原意为牛X 例句：I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby. 我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛X。 比较级：newber；：newbest 例句：There is no newbest, only newber. 没有最牛X，只有更牛X。 2、newber：名词，牛X的人 例句：王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber. 王小波是个牛X的人，罗永浩也是个牛X的人。 3、newbable：形容词，可以牛X的，值得牛X的 例句：I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud. 我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛X，你应该自豪。 4、newbilization：名词，牛X化 例句：The newbilization of white collar is a global problem. 白领牛X化是个全球性的问题。 shability 1、shability词根为shaby，名词，傻X 例句：周 thinks 崔 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby. 周认为崔是傻X，结果周才是真正的大傻X。 2、shability，名词，傻X能力 例句：The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake. 你傻X的能力犹如一样具有毁灭性。3、shabilization，名词，傻X化 牛X这个词你可千万别认为是土鳖文化，其实在可是相当流行。一位熟悉汉语的美国人大呼：这个词的意思太微妙，翻译成哪一个英文词都那么几分味道：The idea of ‘untranslatable words’ is very n. It’s a token of value; it adds a touch of solemn mystery to the work of translation, which otherwise consists mostly of nose-scratching, window-staring, and finding soming to weight the book down with. But look, you see? We also he an ineffable soming; a tragic ideal; we’re not simply pulling a plow.Sometimes I think there’s actually such a thing as an untranslatable word, sometimes I don’t. On a good day it seems that any word or phrase could be rendered into English with enough care, n if the word itself vanished and were detectable only through a subtle ruffling of the surrounding text.But on a bad day, I'm trying to translate níubī.On the face of it, niubi is not untranslatable at all: the characters niu and bi can be rendered into English with great precision by the words – and I beg your pardon – ‘cow ’, niu being the zoological reference, bi the anatomical. But though the denotation of niubi is embarrassingly plain, it’s connotations are far from obvious.Niubi is a term of approbation, perhaps the greatest such term in colloquial Chinese. Niubi is an attitude, a lifestyle: a complete lack of concern over what other people think of you, and the resulting to do whatr you please. It is knowing exactly what you’re capable of, the decision to act, and to hell with the consequences. It is the essence of ‘cool’, but taken to the nth degree, and with a dirty word thrown in.Of course, like all great philosophical concepts, niubi has an inverse side – an excess of niubi leads to self-importance, arrogance, hubris, imperiousness, and very erous driving. The key difference between itive and negative niubi is that in the former, you he the ability (本事, běnshì) to back your attitude up, while in the latter you don’t. Thus the derivatives bīyàng (the appearance of a bi), and zhuāngbī (pretending to be bi – in northeastern China this will start a fight). The line between itive and negative blurs when it comes to people in itions of power, who assume they are justified 7、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.苦难是人生最伟大的老师。in a certain measure of niubi.小编认为既然如此，这些词迟早都要被收入英语字典，变成红彤彤的主流英语。刚开始学英文时，很多人都干过用中文标注英文读音的注音。比如在Big后面标上“比格”，在come后面标上“考木”等等……学语言本来就是很囧的一件事，老外们学中文的时候也干过用英文标注中文读音的事儿…… 《老外的中文笔记》非常有意思，首先请大家读读原文：Dear Timshall by too dull doll by too jack wondolphin long can Jim shall by too lowshall by too when dull low, doll car lowdolphin long doll Ham Eason"more power!"没看懂？其实中文是：(看完中文之后，大家就知道为什么友人说中文读音总是怪怪的了……)第二天 (Dear Tim)小白兔(shall by too )到大白兔(doll by too )家去玩大灰狼(dolphin long )看见(can Jim )小白兔了小白兔闻到了(when dull low)，躲开了(doll car low)大灰狼大喊一声(doll Ham Eason)“莫跑！”("more power!"全文的精华就在这一句……)每次去逛城隍庙、七浦路等地，经常看到商贩们拿着个大号的计算器冲着老外比比划划，老外要走人还会被狠狠拉住袖子。也有的商贩明显文化水平较高，英文说得倍儿溜，当然生意就显得好做。下面的这个女人街的“土法教学”挺有意思，就是效果了点儿；看来咱学英语还是不能太想当然，不能跟前面那位老外学中文似的，有时间多去听听老外怎么说，依样画葫芦才好让人家听得懂。 女人街山寨英语考起老外 好挖油 = How are you ？三克油 = Thank you“歪儿卡母(Welcome)”、“鼓捣普瑞斯(Good pr)”这些是哪国语言？英语也！朝阳区女人街的商户们正用这类“土产英语”与外国顾客讨价还价。女人街的外国顾客近两个月激增十倍，管理公司因此要求商户恶补英语，否则冇得留低。商户为保生意，只好按当局提供的《应急英语》，以普通话发音拼读英语，但“土产英语”令外国人听得一头雾水，有外国人更乾脆以普通话与商户交谈。外籍客多商户要考英语 女人街位于朝阳区第三使馆区附近，随著美国新迁入第三使馆区，并在上月正式办公，女人街的外籍客流由以前每天数十人，增至目前约800人。女人街管理公司副高振军称，商户一时无法适应与外国人谈生意，单靠指手画脚或借助计算机，不能留住客人。为了应急，他们便向逾千商户各派发《英语应急表》，上面附有普通话发音，如将“Thank you”标成“三克油”。“不懂英语音标，只好跟著中文念，现学现卖了”、“我都学了十几句，就是人家听不太懂。”一些女人街商户说。虽然商户们都努力地根据应急表说“英语”，但由于直接以普通话拼读英语，让英语发音十分生硬，加上商户们南腔北调的口音，结果令女人街内的外国顾客以为商户们说的是中文。一略懂中文的新西兰留学生前日在一家商铺内与商户李先生讨价还价，在几句艰难的交流后，该留学生便用普通话向李说：“你还是说话吧！”引得身边的顾客都哈哈大笑。除了提供《英语应急表》，女人街的管理单位目前每天为商户广播英语一小时，同时请人进行英语培训，稍后还将请专业人士对商户进行口试和笔试，商户考试不过关，就会被踢走。女人街应急英语 英文句：Wonderful(万得佛) 意思：极好英文句：Good pr(鼓捣普瑞斯) 意思：价钱很公道英文句：No Discount(闹欧迪斯康特)意思：没有折扣英文句：May I you?(美爱嗨扑由)意思：需要帮忙吗？英文句：How's this?(好斯贼斯)意思：这个怎麼样？英文句：Welcome(歪儿卡母) 意思：欢迎光临英文句：I'd like a suit(爱的赖克饿秀特)意思：我想买件套装